Let's skip ahead seven years....
Scenario One -
Conan O'Brien ('m assuming he's hosting The Tonight Show by then) - So, how did your act evolve?
Harris Bloom - Well, Conan, I was scufflin' around, trying to make it, doing ok, but I really thought I needed something to separate me from the rest of the white, middle-aged comics out there.
CB - Well, it seems like you did that.
HB - Yeah, people seem to like it. <Looks out into audience>
(Wild applause)
CB - <while acknowledging crowd reaction> No doubt about it.
HB -
Scenario Two -
Sitting in a bar
Josh Homer -
Harris Bloom - Whatever...
JH - Now, that was funny!
HB - Whatever...
JH - No, seriously, can you do the voice again? Just once? For old times sake?
HB -
JH - No! Wait! <Imitating my mom's voice>
HB - <Walks out of bar>
JH - <Gets up> Hey! Wait up! I ain't paying again!!!
Rock On,
Aitch
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2 comments:
Bloominator,
that's pretty funny. I think the actual truth is somewhere in the middle.
Josh
PS - I actually think its a great idea, once you hammer out the kinks you'll be better than all of us.
hey josh homer,
one of my fave bands, Pop Will Eat Itself, has a song titled, "Lived in Splendor, Died in Chaos" - In my dreams, I live in splendor and die in chaos.
rock on,
aitch
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