Tuesday, April 22, 2008

This Is What I'm Up Against...

I told this guy at work that my macaroons came out so good, I think I'm gonna market them under the the brand name "MacaBlooms!"

He said, "I don't get it."

I explained, "You know, they're normally called macaroons...my last name is Bloom..."

After we stared at each other for a few seconds, he said, "I still don't get it."

Rock On,

Aitch

11 comments:

Josh Homer said...

i don't think it's the size of your head that is disproportional.

Harris said...

hey josh homer,

is this sposed to be a comment on this post?

rock on,

aitch

Josh Homer said...

oops it was supposed to be on the other posts. I think for this post the size of your coworker's brain is disproportional. unless of course your coworker is a cocker spaniel.

Harris said...

hey josh homer,

he's no dog...just 'nother moron.

as far as your comment referring to the previous post, i can read that in two ways...

Are you saying my body is too big for my head or their heads are too big?

Either way,

rock on,

aitch

Kathy at The Junk Drawer said...

Hey, guys? Just wanted you to know I'm thoroughly enjoying this comment exchange, though it has nothing to do with macablooms. BTW, I will forever and always call them macablooms. It has a nice ring to it. No one will know what I'm talking about, but I won't care.

Josh Homer said...

Harris,
just look at the guy on the left's head. It's also an optical illusion, the other two guys are looking slightly to the side, while you are look straight forward. This adds width to their large craniums while yours looks slender. no homo.

Josh

Harris said...

hey kathy at the junk drawer,

yes! spread the glorius word of the MacaBloom! It also works for Hanuka... you know, the story of the MaccaBlooms.

hey josh homer,

true...thanks for telling me i have a perfectly beautiful head.

i think i'm gonna tell you the same... on myspace.

rock on,

aitch

Josh Homer said...

myspace? myspace? everyone knows a relationship is not real until it's on facebook!

Josh

PS I replied to your post about sports.

Harris said...

hey josh homer,

i know... i'm like your grandfather...but seriously, myspace...ahhh, the good ol' days.

rock on,

aitch

Deb said...

Can you make the MacaBlooms so that when you submerge them in tea they unfold into stunningly lovely flowers?

I'm not really fond of coconut, but flowers are cool.

Harris said...

hey deb,

tea? flowers?

these ain't ladyfingers!

My MacaBlooms! (patent pending) will be the kind of cookie eaten by constructuion workers with their Budweiser when the whistle blows.

what kinda flowers were you thinkin', anyway?

rock on,

aitch