So, we did it. Here are some highlights...
1 - Josie kept asking me to try the matzoh balls she was making, as if I'm some sort of jewish gordon ramsey ("You call these matzoh balls?!? I wouldn't serve these to my dog!!!")
2 - One of my friends actually attempted to read The Four Questions - he quit when he realized that no one was listening.
3 - Josie bought this sweet, red wine that a recipe called for. It was prolly the worst wine I've ever tried. Never again will we buy wine that sez on the side "Contains 0% Juice."
4 - One of Josie's friends had never tried gefilte fish before. Gamely, she nibbled at a piece. Her reaction?
"It's not horrible but I'm not gonna eat any more."
5 - My macaroons came out awesome, so awesome in fact, that Josie suggested I sell them as...are you ready? Wait for it...wait for it...
(What can I tell ya?)
6 - We got into a "Who's the smartest person you know" debate. It ended as it usually does - blood everywhere, police, mugshots.