Tuesday, October 28, 2003

The Kiss From Hell

Had a date last night...nothin' that fascinating 'about it till the kiss goodbye....

Kissed her in front of her apartment - i really think i saw her tongue darting out at me - the poor muscle fibers of my own tongue were quickly overwhelmed and the enemy won that battle quite ferociously - i swear to god that i almost gagged - i have never...and i mean NEVER kissed such a horrible kisser - i walked away feeling violated and ashamed - was it my fault? perhaps i provoked it?

i woke up this morning relieved, thinking it was all a horrible nightmare until i looked in the mirror, opened my mouth, and saw lipstick...on my tonsils.

Rock On,

Aitch

Saturday, October 25, 2003