Once in a while when I have absolutely nothing else to do I like to watch "Ace of Cakes" on the Food Network. The last time I saw it, they had a mock Iron Chef scrapple competition, where one guy did a traditional version and the other did a vegan version. Probably the only thing worse than scrapple itself is vegan scrapple.
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Once in a while when I have absolutely nothing else to do I like to watch "Ace of Cakes" on the Food Network. The last time I saw it, they had a mock Iron Chef scrapple competition, where one guy did a traditional version and the other did a vegan version. Probably the only thing worse than scrapple itself is vegan scrapple.
hey caitlin,
what can possibly be used to vegan scrapple? spare aspargus and carrot parts?
but yeah, that sounds like it could be worse.
rock on,
aitch
I don't mean to be that guy who corrects people's spelling on the internet, but you misspelled "delicious".
hey anonymouscoworker,
you mus' be buggin' - well, i guess SOMEONE must or it wouldn't be on every menu.
rock on,
aitch
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