I'm a comedian, a writer, and an accountant. Guess which one I'd like to quit.
Not only do I perform at comedy clubs but am experienced at helping to organize and perform at fundraisers and benefits, so if you would like to schedule one, and can use a comic to help, feel free to e-mail me at harrisbloom@yahoo.com. Thanks!
6 comments:
I will now be giggling all day.
hey anonymouscoworker,
you're VERY immature.
but yeah, "meat manager," - uh huh huh huh huh huh.
rock on,
aitch
"great" sign, "glad" you posted it :-)
You should have walked in and said "Hi, I'll manage your meat!"
hey anonymous,
"thanks"
hey second anonymous,
prolly a good thing I didn't
rock on,
aitch
Maybe they’re encouraging lying on the application.
-Have you ever managed meat before?
-“Suuuuuure..
*Under qualified fry cook gets job*
Nothing wrong with that, I used to be a fry cook (sort of) many moons ago.
I am now an “experienced” Medical Bill Collector. (I only bully insurance companies, don’t send hate mail.)
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