Last night, a comic asked me when my birthday was.
"November 25th."
"Really?" She asked, as if not believing me.
"Yeah, why?"
"Sagittarius's are known for being really nice."
Rock On,
Aitch
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- Yo,
I'm a comedian, a writer, and an accountant. Guess which one I'd like to quit.
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2 comments:
Geez. And have a nice day yourself. Takes all kinds, eh?
hey kathy,
to be honest, if you knew said comic, you'd let it slide down your back too.
rock on,
aitch
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