I have my annual physical today at 5. I have no idea why I scheduled it for so late in the day as I can't eat or drink for eight hours before.
Wait...I know why...cause I'm an idiot.
Rock On,
Aitch
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Two p.m. is good. That means you get in at 3, then get OUT, and to your cooler of icy cold beers in the car at 5 p.m. As the universe intended.
hey ellie,
car? what's a car?
hey sarah brooks,
nah...i ate oatmeal, which i dont noramally eat, but wanted something substantial. Bought it at deli near office - i swear, best oatmeal in history...they must make it with heavy cream...or pudding.
rock on,
aitch
but you're a smart guy for getting an annual physical, so that weighs it out...
hey molly,
thanks...i really only went due to a lingering pain in my side, which my doctor swears isn't cancer or a bullet.
i'm not convinced.
rock on,
aitch
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