Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Memo to Self: You're An Idiot

I have my annual physical today at 5. I have no idea why I scheduled it for so late in the day as I can't eat or drink for eight hours before.

Wait...I know why...cause I'm an idiot.

Rock On,

Aitch

5 comments:

Ellie said...

Two p.m. is good. That means you get in at 3, then get OUT, and to your cooler of icy cold beers in the car at 5 p.m. As the universe intended.

Sarah Brooks said...

I hope you aren't the type that skips breakfast. If you did it today then, yes my friend, you are an idiot!

Harris said...

hey ellie,

car? what's a car?

hey sarah brooks,

nah...i ate oatmeal, which i dont noramally eat, but wanted something substantial. Bought it at deli near office - i swear, best oatmeal in history...they must make it with heavy cream...or pudding.

rock on,

aitch

molly said...

but you're a smart guy for getting an annual physical, so that weighs it out...

Harris said...

hey molly,

thanks...i really only went due to a lingering pain in my side, which my doctor swears isn't cancer or a bullet.

i'm not convinced.

rock on,

aitch