Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Packing For Idiots

As stated in my last post, Josie and I are livin' La Vida Suburban this week. Here's what I packed, clotheswise, keeping in mind they do have a washer/dryer...

8 T-Shirts
1 Pair of Jeans
3 Pair of Dress Socks
2 Pair of Regular Socks
1 Pair of Dress Pants (do you say "Pair?" - you know what I mean...I brought one)
5 Pair of Underwear
0 Shorts

Conclusion?

I'm an idiot.

Rock On,

Aitch

5 comments:

Unknown said...

This one's easy.
1. Turn T-Shirt upside down.
2. Step one leg into each arm.
3. Tie bottom of shirt around waist.

Next crisis?

Anonymous said...

Stevie Wonder could have packed you better.

Harris said...

hey all,

man, i hate it when the comments are funnier than my post.

thanks all,

rock on,

aitch

Anonymous said...

Ignoring for a moment the availability of the washer and dryer - you have more t-shirts than days and not as many underpants????

So from this we conclude that your armpits are worse than your ass-crack????

Harris said...

hey anonymous,

i definitely wouldn't make that assumption.

i think ya can't ignore the availability of that washer/dryer

rock on,

aitch