I see that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie made $14MM selling pics of their newborns to one of those celeb mags.
The only way I'm gonna make money having kids is if I name my first born goldenpalace.com. (At least it's gender neutral).
Rock On,
Aitch
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- Harris
- Yo,
I'm a comedian, a writer, and an accountant. Guess which one I'd like to quit.
Not only do I perform at comedy clubs but am experienced at helping to organize and perform at fundraisers and benefits, so if you would like to schedule one, and can use a comic to help, feel free to e-mail me at harrisbloom@yahoo.com. Thanks!
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3 comments:
better than "talula does the hula from hawaii," some poor 9-year old girl's name who took the legal name-change plunge a few weeks back. true story. also, rad blog. rock on.
hey thetiniestspark,
thanks!
but wait - the nine year old changed her name to that? I guess the parents are big fans of Adam Sandler vehicle Big Daddy.
rock on,
aitch
harris,
the girl changed her name from that, her pot smoking hippie parents named her talula does the hula from hawaii"
Josh
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