Friday, August 8, 2008

That'll Teach Her To Be Friendly

I was getting a fruit salad from a cart today...

Me: With everything, bu no bananas.
Lady Behind Me: Are you allergic to bananas?
Me: No.
LBM: Then why don't you want any bananas?
Me: You don't wanna know.
LBM: Oh, I understand.

End of conversation.

Rock On,

Aitch

5 comments:

Josh Homer said...

this made me laugh out loud.
THe thing now is I want to know what the LBM was thinking was your reason, because it might be hers as well.

Remember the Chappelle bit, "F&*k carrots"

Josh

Harris said...

hey josh homer,

i'll ask her monday if i see her.

nope, never saw it.

rock on,

aitch

Hail To The Thief said...

hi (:
thanks for the comment, especially from someone with your blog credibility, you're one of my favourites (:

lol, maybe not, just with his passion for his music, and the way he isolated himself, it's strange

oh, I'd love to see something like that, I've no heard anything like that in Scotland but I'll keep an eye out for them

personally, I prefer The Smiths a bit better, so I'll root for them (:

Harris said...

hey hail to the thief,

thanks for the compliment!

yeah, i'm more of a Smiths fan as well (Seen Morrissey a few times in concert), though a few months ago, I went to a Duran Duran vs. The Cars contest...went in rooting for DD... but ended up rooting for The Cars (as did most of crowd).

rock on,

aitch

Hail To The Thief said...

oh, I only recently got into Morrissey solo (the last year or so, and I'm young), but the new single hopefully means a new album, which hopefully means he'll do a tour, but I haven;t seen any dates yet. (: