Couple of blogs to come later, but got a quickie for now....
Some friends came over Saturday and were regaling us tales from their wedding. Told us that the rabbi, whom they didn't know, tried to learn more about them by asking them to describe their significant other with just one word.
The bride-to-be said, "Lunatic." As funny as that sounds, I know she meant it in an endearing way.
My bud, the groom-to be said, "Not warm."
I'm assuming his answer was followed by the sound of crickets for ten seconds.