Thursday, February 21, 2008

Worst...Accountant...Ever

I just called someone to do my taxes.

I am an accountant.

I suck.

Rock on,

Aitch
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8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nah, if you were a plumber your pipes would be stuffed, painter - house not painted etc etc blah blah blah....

But what am I doing here? I hate accountants. I deal with them every day, and all but the ones with the really sexy voices, are idiots.

So which one are you?

Oh and rock on.

Aitch

February 22, 2008 at 4:48 AM
Anonymous said...

You realize you can buy TaxCut or TurboTax for $39 and do it yourself...you don't even have to be a sexy voiced accountant to do it right.

February 22, 2008 at 9:05 AM
Harris said...

hey kelley,

really? does a sexy voice mean intelligent? i woulda guessed the opposite...

I'm one of the idiot ones, with a nasally, New York (read: Jewey) accent. Perfect.

hey anonymous,

i'm still 'fraid of screwin' something up.

rock on,

aitch

February 22, 2008 at 9:14 AM
Josh Homer said...

the box tax systems are pretty idiot proof. so much so that your accountant probably uses it to do your taxes. you can also add on a feature that a tax perfessional checks your work for like $50.

February 22, 2008 at 10:20 AM
Harris said...

hey josh homer,

yeah, but those systems ain't gonna tell you that you can write off something if you didn't know going in...

rock on,

aitch

February 22, 2008 at 10:35 AM
badslava said...

You not doing your own taxes would be like Jay Leno not writing his own jokes...

February 24, 2008 at 8:33 AM
joliezap said...

Mr. Bloom, just saw your YouTube video blasting NYC shelter policies, and you are definitely a hero,sir! I found this blog hoping you might be running for public office, believe it or not, and see you are quite busy being an accountant, you hate, a writer, and comedian, too. whew! I just wanted to convey how very much I thoroughly enjoyed that tongue lashing you dished out to the ones responsible for the humane treatment of NYC animals,or in this case, lack thereof. Exemplary! The world would be a much better place if we could just weed out those with no compassion or empathy for other beings. You definitely command attention. Maybe public office is a calling you might consider, or have you tried that already? I didn't see that on the list! Either way, I wish for you and your family continued success!

June 25, 2011 at 5:01 AM
Harris said...

Thanks! I also have my own animal rescue - www.stewietotherescue.org - and a five month old baby, so I dont think I have the time to run for office! But thanks!

(And I will keep fighting the system)

Harris

June 25, 2011 at 11:20 PM

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