Roger Clemens is testifying before Congress right now about his "alleged" steriod use. Since he is under oath and prolly nervous, I think it would be great if they asked him some "get comfy" questions, like...
1 - Who do you consider to be the sexiest major leaguer?
2 - Who has the ugliest wife in the league?
3 - Have you ever peed in the shower just before the rest of the players got in?
4 - Have you ever attended a cockfight?