At dinner Sunday with Josie's folks, her bro, sis-in-law and the niece, the niece asked why we are getting maddied (married? Yes! Maddied!).
Josie answered, "Because we want to be together for the rest of our lives," and then she leaned into me and with her eyes wide and slightly sinister tone, continued, "Forever, and ever, and ever."
That's when I said, "Well, there's always divorce."
(Part 2 later today)