Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Me And My Big Mouth - Part 1

At dinner Sunday with Josie's folks, her bro, sis-in-law and the niece, the niece asked why we are getting maddied (married? Yes! Maddied!).

Josie answered, "Because we want to be together for the rest of our lives," and then she leaned into me and with her eyes wide and slightly sinister tone, continued, "Forever, and ever, and ever."

That's when I said, "Well, there's always divorce."

Silence.

(Part 2 later today)

Rock On,

Aitch

5 comments:

Josh Homer said...

FACT: Half of marraiges end in divorce and the other half end in death.

Josh

josie said...

um, aren't you forgetting that little spaghetti and meatball were there????

and what about belzer?

Sarah Brooks said...

Uh-oh, can't wait to hear how this one ends.

Anonymous said...

{Silence}

Harris said...

hey josh homer,

so, umm, what are you saying? mariage causes death?

hey josie,

i know...just didn't think we needed all that for story - though I think even the twins stopped crying for a second

hey sarah brooks,

that was the end of that one... last night, i put my foot in mouth again (this time at a comedy club).

hey anonymous,

yup.

rock on,

aitch