Took me till 9:41 to realize that I wasn't wearing a belt.
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Aitch
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- Harris
- Yo,
I'm a comedian, a writer, and an accountant. Guess which one I'd like to quit.
Not only do I perform at comedy clubs but am experienced at helping to organize and perform at fundraisers and benefits, so if you would like to schedule one, and can use a comic to help, feel free to e-mail me at harrisbloom@yahoo.com. Thanks!
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Are you one of those skinny people who needs to lose weight.
I hate that.
You probably measure your goal in pounds rather than stones, horseflanks and small cargo barges.
J'accuse!
hey sinisterdan (may I just call you Sinister?),
First of all, every time I hear "J'accuse!" I think of The Odd Couple (thankfully, other things remind me of The Odd Couple since no one ever says "J'accuse!")
Secondly, not really - though no, I'm not heavy, I am like most guys around 35 years old - metabolism slowinf, I'm getting a bit of a gut (yes, a bit), and I refuse to give up anything food-wise.
Rock On,
Aitch
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