"Yeah, hi, this is Harris...my dog is Stewie. I bring him there. He just peed a little blood. He was treated like a year and a half ago for crystals in his bladder...got special dog food and something to put in his water. He's been fine since, until tonite. I don't know if he peed blood before as I don't really look at it. Can I make an appointment for tomorrow...or should I see if he pees blood again?"
"You realize this is a restaurant, right?"