So, I was emceeing a show at a comedy club last night. Surprisingly (to me), one of the managers I always see there, was waiting on tables. I assumed the normal waitress called in sick or something.
We were joking about it throughout the night, until I asked, "Isn't there another waitress you can call to do this?"
His reply was, "This is my job...ya know, I gotta pay rent...not everyone can be a tax assessor!"
I'm not a tax assessor, but, yeah, I didn't feel like correcting him.