Monday, July 28, 2008

Sucking My Thumb in the Fetal Position

You know how we supposedly regress to childlike states when presented with a pressurized or scary situation?

Well, during my vacation, I made a few "glue balls" by applying Elmer's Glue to my palm and then rubbing it into a ball. Haven't done that since like third grade.

Wonder what that says about my readiness for kids.

Rock On,

Aitch

7 comments:

josie said...

it means you're ready to have kids *and* entertain them by making glue balls, right?

Harris said...

hey josie,

that's certainly a glass-half full possibility.

rock on,

aitch

Josh Homer said...

you guys can babysit for us, just to see how you like it.

Josh

Harris said...

hey josh homer,

I think a white guy walking around the upper west side with a dark-skinned baby can only be done on Opposite Day.

Rock On,

Aitch

Josh Homer said...

Harris,
That's so 90s! Madonna and Brangolina walk around with black babies all the time. Black babies are the new pet rock.

Josh

Harris said...

hey josh homer,

Make it "so 80s!" and I'm sold.

I heard a joke somewhere about how if an alien landed on the Upper West Side in teh middle of the afternoon, they would think that black women have white babies.

rock on,

aitch

carlydee said...

I would wonder how bored I must've been to be making glue balls...

And I'm not sure about readiness for kids, but you're definitely in touch with your inner child.

That's always a plus. Great, now I have to get my hands on some of that thumb tack stuff...