My dogs could never get his snout in those glasses, and he keeps burying his chopsticks. I beg him to try, and tell him at this rate we will never move beyond our low class, and he just farts.
sorry 'bout that - i'm hopn' my dog actually takes me to a new level - first, he was on the CBS Early Show...now, well, in November, he'll be conquering the literary world.
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6 comments:
Raw fish given to a dog? That could give the dog factor 11!
Josh
hey josh homer,
yeah, that's ridiculous. General Tsao's Chicken, on the other hand...
rock on,
aitch
My dogs could never get his snout in those glasses, and he keeps burying his chopsticks. I beg him to try, and tell him at this rate we will never move beyond our low class, and he just farts.
hey deb,
sorry 'bout that - i'm hopn' my dog actually takes me to a new level - first, he was on the CBS Early Show...now, well, in November, he'll be conquering the literary world.
stay tuned,
rock on,
aitch
How do you get the wine into the "flutes" without spilling it from the dispenser on the side of the box?
I've seen a dog drink out of a flute before, but it was a joke and my friend was getting his dog drunk and it wasn't with Sushi.
I also like how the dog from your story drinks white wine with fish. Perhaps he's taken a class or two.
Josh
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