I think my back looks like a topographical map of the Andes.
After
Now, it looks like a map of sunspots on the moon.
As you can see, before, I couldn't even "bear" to see it with my glasses on.
Rock On,
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12 comments:
If you hid your face, the "before" picture could be George "The Animal" Steele...
hey anonymous,
especially when i'm eating a blue popsicle.
rock on,
aitch
I was really expecting much worse from the before picture. That isn't bad.
hey sarah brooks,
thanks?
not bad, huh? now i'm curious what your husband's back is like.
rock on,
aitch
OUCH - I sure hope that pays off for you at the beach, you know, like with the babes and all...assuming you are into the babes.
hey david,
ouch is right.
actually, i did it partially cause my fiance wanted me too. i doubt it was to impress the chicks at the beach.
rock on,
aitch
This kind of thing is why I drink grain alcohol in the middle of the day.
When is the next wax?
gads, the things we do for love!
hey slava,
jusging by how it's growing back...next week!
hey molly,
aint it the truth...
rock on,
aitch
hey slava,
jusging by how it's growing back...next week!
hey molly,
aint it the truth...
rock on,
aitch
hey slava,
jusging by how it's growing back...next week!
hey molly,
aint it the truth...
rock on,
aitch
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