Do not drink water when choking. It only makes one choke more.... And it stains your shirt.
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3 comments:
Water stains your shirt? I think choking may not be your biggest problem...
Hey anonymouscoworker,
Ya...I got a water stain...sort of an outline of a stain. But yer right, choking ain't my biggest problem. Right now, my inability to tune out my annoying co-workers would be bigger. But that's a blog for another day.
rock on,
aitch
Water can stain...if you have a silk shirt on. Were you wearing a silk shirt at work? That could be another big problem...
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