Lindsay Lohan

As a comic, everyone tells me they have a great joke for me to use in my act. Usually, these perfect jokes begin, "So a rabbi, a minister, and a ..."

Today my friend, V, told me he had one for me...

"I'm sure you heard that just-out-of-rehab Lindsay Lohan, who was in Italy to get some award, was caught drinking on New Years Eve. I know...shocking... someone wanted to give Lindsay Lohan an award!"

I may actually use that.

Rock On,

Aitch