Without getting into the gory details, my nuclear family isn't exactly on best of terms with some of the extended family. We got back our wedding response card from one of the latter.
Not only did they check off the "Sorry! We are unable to attend because we have something really important to do" box, but, they felt the need to write in below, "Absolutely not able to attend."
Oooooo....Wait till I tell mom!
Rock On,
Aitch
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5 comments:
Well I am suuuure they will send you a gift.
Maybe their car can't make the trip, they replied that they 'are not able' to attend not that they don't want to.
hey anonymous,
i'm not gonna hold my breath...asthma, and all.
hey josh homer,
nope...family history tells me what she meant, and the "absolutely" sealed it - I spoke to her hubby - as I suspected, he never even saw the invite.
rock on,
aitch
I really think they are not able to attend. They are probably trapped under something very large and heavy.
hey kirsten,
yes...their cold, cold hearts
i'll be okay
rock on,
aitch
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