Monday, September 8, 2008

We'd Rather Have No Gift, Thanks

So Josie called my mom to invite her to Josie's wedding shower. Mom asked what she'd like for a gift.
Josie said, "I dunno, whatever."
Mom responded, "How about lingerie?"

Now, I'm not exactly sure how Josie answered, but if I were her, the answer woulda sounded something like, "Oh, for the love of God, NOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

Rock On,

Aitch

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why? Kohl's has a nice selection of lingerie.

Kirsten said...

LOL! Gross! I'm so glad that happened to you and not me!

Anonymous said...

That's so creepy that my teeth itch.

...blargh...

Harris said...

hey anonymous,

kohl's?

hey kirsten,

actually, the only thing that coulda made it worse is if *I* was there too. (shudder)

hey sinisterdan,

i aim to please?

rock on,

aitch