Only at Klans meetings and open mics can someone refer to a "Jew lawyer" from the stage and get a laugh from the crowd.
rock on,
aitch
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- Harris
- Yo,
I'm a comedian, a writer, and an accountant. Guess which one I'd like to quit.
Not only do I perform at comedy clubs but am experienced at helping to organize and perform at fundraisers and benefits, so if you would like to schedule one, and can use a comic to help, feel free to e-mail me at harrisbloom@yahoo.com. Thanks!
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5 comments:
If only Mel Gibson had had a mic in his hand when the officer approached.
hey sarah brooks,
true 'dat. Mel would prolly bring the house down.
The great (and worst) thing about open mics is that comics feel like that their soapbox to say whatever they want, of course, in the guise of comedy. Some is funny, most not (and some is unintentionally funny - my personal favorite)
rock on,
aitch
I love it when at open mics the comics your the descriptor of black to let you know how scary some guy was/is.
"It was this big black dude!"
hey josh homer,
are you drunk already?
rock on,
aitch
ha ha! I wrote "your" instead os "use". Maybe I am drunk.
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