Tomorrow night, I'm gonna have some friends over to watch UFC #84 (mixed martial arts). Josie said we should make fondue.
I'm fairly certain that I will be the only person in history to ever say, "Uh oh, he's got him in a rear naked choke hold!" while dipping crudite into melted gorgonzola.
Rock On,
Aitch
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2 comments:
"Daniel-san, show me Dip the Cheese"
hey "anonymous,"
you get yer beauty sleep?
rock on,
aitch
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