Friday, June 13, 2008

Let's Call It A Wash

Going to a buds wedding Saturday night. I have no idea what the customary monetary gift is these days, but I have a better idea.

Why can't I just give him a symbolic one dollar bill, since whatever I give him, he's just gonna give it back to me in a few months?

What?

Rock on,

Aitch

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Give them monogram towels...with your monogram on them.

Harris said...

hey anonymous,

Brilliant!

rock on,

aitch

Anonymous said...

On the other hand...

his wedding's first.

You may very well give them $200 and get back a gift of $50. And then the joke's on you.

Shaun Eli

Harris said...

Hey anonymous Shaun,

Well, that's why the towel idea makes so much sense...he'd almost HAVE to give them back.

Rock on,

aitch

Anonymous said...

No, he could give you towels with HIS monogram on them.

Or your towels back, unwashed.

-Shaun