The dude who sits next to me at work said that I should play video games cause it'll increase my hand-eye coordination.
I responded, "Tell you what...next time I find myself running up a scaffolding while jumping over barrel being tossed at me by a giant gorilla, i'll call you before I call the police.
Rock On,
Aitch
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- Harris
- Yo,
I'm a comedian, a writer, and an accountant. Guess which one I'd like to quit.
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4 comments:
Is the dudes name Mario by chance?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!
That's not the joke your mom didn't think was funny was it? Because that, was funny!
hey anonymous,
why would you say that?
hey sarah brooks,
no, never told her this one...she wouldn't get it.
rock on,
aitch
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