Monday, March 3, 2008

This Morning: A Screenplay

INT. JOSIE and HARRIS's apartment - DAY

Harris is sitting on a sofa. Josie is in the bathroom.

JOSIE

What did you do in the shower?

HARRIS
(slightly panicked)
Huh?

JOSIE
Come here.

Harris slowly ambles to bathroom. He looks into shower.

HARRIS
(relieved)
Oh! I plunged it...I know, it's like a bacteria circus in there.

JOSIE
Can you call maintenance after work?

HARRIS
Yeah, but for now.....

(Harris closes the shower curtain.)

Problem solved!

JOSIE
Awesome. You're still gonna call maintenance, right? Right?!?

Aaaand Scene!

Rock On,

Aitch

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

do you think the maintenance guy will just close the shower curtain too?

Harris said...

hey josie,

that would be funny...kinda...just for a second...no?

rock on,

aitch

p.s. we need anything from market?