Friday, March 7, 2008

Holding! Harris Bloom! Repeat Third Down!

I was talking to another comic today, Jill Twiss, who said that as a comic, you're always being judged. Of course, she's right. Whether you're perfoming at a club or even an open mic, people are deciding whether you're funny or not. In some instances, like at industry auditions, they're even judging you further, like whether your persona is strong enough.

It's not that way at my day gig....

The most important thing I do at work is the FOCUS Report.

FOCUS is an acromym, standing for Financial and Operational Combined Uniform Single Report.

It isn't nearly as exciting as it sounds.

Fact is, the only time you're noticed at my kinda job is when I do something wrong.

Accountants are the offensive linemen of corporate America.

Rock On,

Aitch

5 comments:

Ethan722 said...

This blog is hereby judged grammatically flawed. Acromym? Hopefully you didn't spell it that way where it actually counts money-wise.

Anonymous said...

How are your TPS reports?

Mimi said...

QUIT JUDGING ME!

Anonymous said...

Did you just get called out for grammar?

**shakes head**

You will now be bludgeoned to death with over used ADIDAS shoes. . .

Harris said...

hey all,

ummm, yeah.

rock on,

aitch