I was in the supermarket yesterday and got to wonderin'...
How do the apples on the bottom ever get purchased?
Is someone in charge of tilling the apples?
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About Me
- Harris
- Yo,
I'm a comedian, a writer, and an accountant. Guess which one I'd like to quit.
Not only do I perform at comedy clubs but am experienced at helping to organize and perform at fundraisers and benefits, so if you would like to schedule one, and can use a comic to help, feel free to e-mail me at harrisbloom@yahoo.com. Thanks!
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1 comment:
Apples on the bottom, of course, are never sold. They are trucked to the west coast of Florida where they are dumped offshore with copies of
my last three books to make an artificial reef. I suppose to attract agent fish. Best regards. Count Sneaky
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