Monday, March 16, 2009

Facebook Status Updates

I'm "friends" with a lot of comics on facebook. Quite frankly, I can't believe how many leave the most inane who-the-heck-cares status updates, like, "Susan just woke up and she is drinking hazelnut coffee."

I was thinking about leaving slightly more dramatic updates, like...

Harris just shot and killed two pedestrians on 73rd and Amsterdam.

Harris is choking on an apple...help....someone!!!!

Harris just mugged an old lady...easy pickin's!!!!!

harris

3 comments:

Count Sneaky said...

Quite right! I was thinking about this very thing this morning as I was checking the lint under my toenails before putting on my new pair of merino wool socks in preparation for going out in the forty six-degree temperature to pick up my morning paper. I noticed my lovely wife was standing beside the new white coffeemaker, pouring herself a cup of my favorite Hills Bros. French Vanilla.Count Sneaky

David said...

How about - Harris is on the toilet with explosive diarrhea and projectile vomiting. He's sorry he can't take your call at this time.

Harris said...

hey count,

exactly!

hey david,

thats pretty much every day - but i still take calls

harris

btw - saw Motley Crue last night - blog post a lil later