I'm "friends" with a lot of comics on facebook. Quite frankly, I can't believe how many leave the most inane who-the-heck-cares status updates, like, "Susan just woke up and she is drinking hazelnut coffee."
I was thinking about leaving slightly more dramatic updates, like...
Harris just shot and killed two pedestrians on 73rd and Amsterdam.
Harris is choking on an apple...help....someone!!!!
Harris just mugged an old lady...easy pickin's!!!!!