Friday, March 20, 2009

Overheard in New York

I think only in New York (and L.A.) would you overhear a conversation like this...

I was sitting in a Dunkin' Donuts next to two really young models. Through the window, we saw a fifty-or-so person march pass by, protesting POW violation sin Iraq. As part of the protest, there were some hooded "prisoners," chained together and wearing orange jumpsuits.

One of the models asked the other, "Are those really prisoners?"
"I dunno...how would they get approval to march?"

The first one's phone rang. It was about some photo shoot. After hanging up, she asked her friend, "How do you dress golth?"
"Golth?"
"Yeah, I'm supposed to dress golth."
"Did they mean Goth? Or golf?"
"What's golf?"
"You know, the sport with the clubs?"
"Yeah, that's probably what they said...the shoot's for Adidas," and after thinking about it for a second, added, "Can I still wear black?"

harris

3 comments:

Josh Homer said...

I think you might hear the same conversation in Idiotville.

Harris said...

true dat

Count Sneaky said...

Unfortunately, this muffin brain virus is not limited to New York or females. Count Sneaky