My doctor gave me a whole tray of samples of this medication. I told him, "Can I have a bag for this? I'm going to work and I don't want everyone there to be wondering 'What the heck is wrong with Harris?!?'"
I'm a comedian, a writer, and an accountant. Guess which one I'd like to quit.
Not only do I perform at comedy clubs but am experienced at helping to organize and perform at fundraisers and benefits, so if you would like to schedule one, and can use a comic to help, feel free to e-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org. Thanks!