Screaming "I'm Number One!" - while making supporting hand gesture - and then chest bumping co-workers after performing a task successfully
Gratuitous Flexing
Demonstrably smacking fellow employees in rear to motivate them
Refusing to come to work unless owner renegotiates salary
Pouring Gatorade on my boss
Shouting expletives to competition - some which make reference to their mother - in effort to intimidate them
Chop Blocking
Rock On,
Aitch
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With the exception of chop blocking, I engage in these activities in the workplace at least once every four days. Maybe it's a software development thing in California...
But then again, I'm wearing a Hulk-a-mania necktie and people in my office think it's awesome...
If I wore a Hulk-a-mania t-shirt to my office...no one would prolly notice, since no one looks at me.
Even if I tore it off while hulking up, I think I'd be invisible.
which isn't a bad thing.
rock on,
aitch
You should try calling people (especially women) at your office Brother, like the Hulkster says it. If they don't give you dirty looks, you are in-fact invisibile. If that's the case, you should start stealing office products. Starting with post it notes, then those black clamp paper clippy things, then move on to bigger things, staplers, tape dispensors, pen caddies. They make great stocking stuffers or can be sold by the box-full on Craigslist.
...and that's one to grow on!
rock on,
aitch
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