Thursday, December 6, 2007

What's In A Name? (Everything)

Josie used to go with her friends to some trivia night at some bar in the East Village. She doesn't go anymore so all these team names I came up with for them are up for sale:

sorry about your daughter
sweep the leg
more cowbell
the fourth reich
void where prohibited
...and you will know us by the trail of pizza crust (you have to know the band)
it puts the lotion in the basket
drive by eggings
sweaty a little drunk and late
waffles and cocaine
pizza is a food group
dirty amish hookers
pour some trivia on me
it's the end of the world as we know it and i feel fat
rear naked choke
reunited and it feels so lame
the artist formerly known as sweep the leg
this time it's personal
better than cats
trivial matters
sisterhood of the travelling stilletto's
we go till eleven

Bidding starts at a nickel.

Rock On,

Aitch

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I had a contest on my site to name our relay team for the california international marathon.

Slut Convoy was the winner.

We took 96th place

http://www.runcim.org/data/results/Results2006Relay.html

Harris said...

Hey Chris,

I saw that.

I think you'd agree - it doesn't matter if you win or finish 96th, all that matters is that you have a cool name.

Rock On,

Aitch