Tuesday, December 11, 2007

A Few Jokes I've Learned I Shouldn't Make at The Dog Park

Your dog's fur would make a great carpet

Go for its neck, Stewie! No, the soft underbelly!

You paid how much?! Sweet Jesus, what a friekin' rip off!

Your dog's a Havanese? Really? I thought Havanese were cuter.

Wow, my pup's really beatin' the crap out of your dog, huh?

Where did you buy the leash for your rat?

Rock On,

Aitch

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

My personal fav:

Point to your dog (who is next to their dog) and say

"Does that look like Parvo to you?"

Harris said...

I like it -

(admission: I had to look up what Parvo was)

rock on,

Aitch

Rickey said...

Heh, nice blog here buddy. Rickey likes.

Rickey also dislikes dogs that can be punted.

Harris said...

Hey Rickey,

Thanks -

btw - Is Rickey still workin' with the Mets next year?

I hope Ricky aint gonna listen to some moron who said Reyes slumped because of his head-first slides.

rock on,

aitch