Woman Trying to Get On - "Can you move into the center? I'd like to get on!"
Same Woman At The Next Station - "Why don't you people wait for the next train? There's no room in here!"
btw - I'm still in that contest - please vote for me daily right here. It literally takes two seconds (unless you're an idiot). Kirsten, a blogger who I recommend reading, wrote (and photoshopped) a lovely plea for me here.