I have a gig, emcee'ing a show in Sugar Loaf, NY this Saturday night.
Sugar Loaf is one of those small, quaint towns where city folk go to get away from it all, staying at B & B's, going antiquing, maybe hitting a winery or two (or seven).
After checking the chamber of commerce website, I took a peek at what wikipedia had to say. This lil nugget caught my eye:
America's first murder-for-hire occurred on "Calamity Corners", at the intersection of Pine Hill and Hambletonian Roads.
Well, at least I know what I'm gonna open with.