Talking to a friend last night...
Her - I voted for you like three times already!
Me - But I've sent you out daily email reminders for two weeks.
Her - Well, I don't check that email every day.
Me - That email?
Her - Yeah, I have two, one that I check every day, and the other where I get all my other stuff.
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- Harris
- Yo,
I'm a comedian, a writer, and an accountant. Guess which one I'd like to quit.
Not only do I perform at comedy clubs but am experienced at helping to organize and perform at fundraisers and benefits, so if you would like to schedule one, and can use a comic to help, feel free to e-mail me at harrisbloom@yahoo.com. Thanks!
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2 comments:
I actually have five e-mails! But they forward all to one. So I'd still get your e-mail anyway...and oh, I've voted every day! Do I get a prize of some kind?
of course you do... the satisfaction of a job well done!
if that's not enough, have your wife give you a pat on the back.
you also have my eternal gratitude...but only if I win, and even then, only till the glow of victory wears off...so I guess it's not "eternal" - you have my temporary gratitude!
Harris
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