I love this article, especially number six - Introduce two people via e-mail...
To: Rob, Don
Subject: Thought you guys should talk
Hey Rob and Don! What's up? Actually, Rob, wuuuuuuuzzzzzzz uuuuup?!? HA! that never gets old, huh?
Anyway, I was just thumbin' through the ol' Rolodex, and thought you guys would get along. Why? Fair enough. Well, you're both Mets fans, so I figure you can talk about the trials and tribulations of that, you both like the movie Rounders, and umm, you're both black, so maybe you can talk about that.
Ya know, I feel better already! (Don't ask)
harris
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ummmm why was I not included on this email? it's because I'm half white, isn't it? racist.
if i'm still depressed tomorrow, I'll send one to you and Chris Sifflet.
h
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