I had a spot at a club last night that doesn't normally give me spots.
Maybe it was due to nerves but when I walked up to the door, I noticed the club managers, security and other employees talking inside. I decided not to walk in, so I just hung outside. One of the managers came out to smoke so, naturally, I put my cell phone to my ear and pretended I was talking to someone.
No, I have no idea why I did that, but it was a very long two minute conversation I had with no one.