One would think that a husband's concern for his wife's safety would be met with adoring love by the wife. Not Josie.
Since yesterday's slight overreaction on my part, Josie's been calling me up, pretending to be kidnappers looking for ransom. Whatever...
I am used to her mocking my little eccentricities. For example, Josie thinks I'm a bit of a hypochondriac (I still have that pain by the way...jus' sayin'). I told her that I weighed myself and have gained ten pounds.
She said, "Funny you say that, I just read somewhere that the average brain tumor is ten pounds."
Can't wait till we have kids.