Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Wow, I Really Suck

Sunday I went on a coffee date with a 27 year old chick. No real connection there, but by the time I got home to tell her "Thanks but no thanks" - HER PROFILE WAS DELETED!

I think that's the online equivalent of someone turning gay after dating you.


Rock On,


Sunday, February 18, 2007


I had a date Friday night. We went to a bar for a few drinks, which turned into a LOT of drinks.

ANYWAY, she went outside every hour or so to smoke. It was 10 degrees outside.

Was I supposed to go out with her?

At first, I sat at the table...then, I felt stupid so I got up to go out. Then I thought better of it, and sat back down. Then, of course, I got up, went out and froze with her.

I need a ruling.

Rock On,


Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Valentine's Day

This morning I was walking to the office when an old woman asked if she could hold onto me, given the icy sidewalk.
"Sure," I said. She almost took us both down twice. Fearing a third time, I pushed her away and ran.

Happy Valentine's Day

Rock on,


btw - the last sentence is a joke. I just told that to somone at work, they said, "That's horrible."