This past weekend, Josie and I went to a bud's co-ed baby shower. I'd never been to a baby shower before, so boy was I excited!
Anyway...
One of the games played at these things is called "Baby Bingo." Everyone gets a blank bingo card, and before any gifts are opened, you have to write down in each box potential gifts (rattler, stroller, etc) and the first to get a bingo, wins a prize.
Here are a few items Josie and I filled boxes with...
1. stuffed animal
2. lead paint
3. vicious pit bull
4. onesie
5. asbestos blanket (when they did get a blanket, I asked if it was asbestos laden)
6. throat-sized pebbles
7. sneakers
8. shards of glass
We lost.
Rock On,
Aitch
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you forgot matches
hey anonymous,
good one!
rock on,
aitch
I like how you specified the pit bull had to be vicious, only Michael Vick's dogs will do.
Also the worst gift to get is an unwanted baby. Ouch!!
PS - I want my baby, like in the Madonna song.
Papa stop your preachin
hey josh homer,
well, SOME pit bulls are umm, not vicious.
glad you specified that you do, in fact, want your baby. good thing if yer wife reads this...
rock on,
aitch
hey anonymous,
josh's wife?
rock on,
aitch
Oh Harris! That's so sweet! You're a natural daddy!
hey kirsten,
I think that's OBVIOUS!
Rock On,
Aitch
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