I think I may've set my own record...

Our new Head of IT (Information Technology) started today...exactly one week after the previous one was fired for incompetence.
The CEO walked her around, introducing her to the employees, when they got to my cubicle.
"Harris, this is Jill Sanders*, our new head of IT."
"Hi, nice to meet you, I said, and added, "Good luck."
"I don't need luck," Jill replied dismissively, as they walked away.
Yup, it took two seconds.

Rock On,

Aitch

* Not her real name. Her real name is a Russian name that I can't prounce, much less spell