Yesterday, I saw this kid in a stroller. He was on a cell phone.
I'm not sure who I wanted to smack more - the parents, or the kid.
Rock On,
Aitch
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2 comments:
Maybe he was speaking to his broker.
I'm disappointed, but not really surprised, that his parents would ignore the substantial research that suggests the radiowaves and electromagnetic energy around the cell phone antenna have serious potential for adverse brain impact on children. It is risky for adults but hazardous to children's forming brains.
He needs to be adopted to get him away from his idiot parents. I would actually consider that child-endangerment. But then I'm a bleeding-heart liberal.
Oy...
Cheers
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