Dear Bathtub,
I will clean you tomorrow.
Seriously.
No, this time I'm not joking.
I swear.
Stop laughing.
Rock On,
Aitch
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- Yo,
I'm a comedian, a writer, and an accountant. Guess which one I'd like to quit.
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6 comments:
it will be nice to shower without stepping in the gravel from the dog run.
No promises.
btw - Click on "The Chris Ives Experience" and read his post from the 12th."
It's hilarious on its own, but also casue I can that happening to me (though I woulda thrwon my cell in the air and shrieked like a little girl when I saw the guy barrelling towards me).
rock on,
aitch
I'm printing this out for my cat's litter box.
Didn't see you as a cat person.
rock on,
aitch
Your underwear just called...it wants the same promise.
Hey Anonymous,
The jerkstore just called...
rock on,
aitch
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