My Boss: Did Tanner call you with the numbers?
Me: Ummm, yeah.
My Boss: How do they look?
Me: Good...I'll show you after.
My Boss: After what?
Me: After I'm done peeing.
Rock On,
Aitch
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- Harris
- Yo,
I'm a comedian, a writer, and an accountant. Guess which one I'd like to quit.
Not only do I perform at comedy clubs but am experienced at helping to organize and perform at fundraisers and benefits, so if you would like to schedule one, and can use a comic to help, feel free to e-mail me at harrisbloom@yahoo.com. Thanks!
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4 comments:
It could have been worse if your reply was "After I drop the kids off."
Nah...If I was "droppin' the kids off," I wouldn't have said anything. I hate when people talk to ya when yer umm, "droppin' the kids off."
rock on,
Aitch
wait, you were in the bathroom when this conversation took place?!?!?!
Yup,
rock on,
aitch
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